Just Above Sunset Archives
January 4, 2004 Sidebars
You will find the SIDEBARS from the first Twenty-Five issues here. The page was getting rather long. All other SIDEBARS are archived each week.
New on the Satire Sites: Items You May Have Missed
You will find this at The
Enduring Vision - Dear Iraqis: We Are Killing Saddam No Matter What You Say - by "Frank Patriot" of course.
Let me tell you something, Iraq: did you help catch Saddam? Nope. Did you sit around
like super pussies while he kicked the shit out of you? Yup. Did we sit around like super pussies after he attacked
our country on SEPTEMBER 11TH 2001 A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN EVEN MORE INFAMY THAN PEARL HARBOR GOD BLESS OUR FUCKING FREEDOM
with the help of Osama bin Laden and Howard Dean? By the power of the bald eagle, no. We took action.
We saw the weapons of mass destruction, and we went over there and made Saddam Hussein quickly hide them very
well so that we couldn't find them or even evidence that they once existed. But most importantly, we took down Saddam.
And now you want to have the right to his trial just because he was the ruler of your country and killed a few of your
people here and there? I think I speak for everyone when I say, "What in the name of Uncle Sam are you thinking?"
You get the idea.
Americans should do their part in preventing terror and any thoughts not happening to be conservative,
This one is quite long.
"This isn't just going to go away," said White House Spokesman Scott McClellan, "The President
has said that he wants these matters fully investigated. Any country that interferes with our sovereignty, our electrical
grid, and our food supply will not be looked upon favorably."
I caught a bit of that
movie, Canadian Bacon, on television a few days ago. It is amusing. It's a classic - written
by Michael Moore of course.